A few nights ago, my daughter was in our bed tossing and turning, mumbling something I couldn't understand. She kept saying something over and over. Finally I understood. She was saying "binky, binky". I found it near my pillow and put it in her mouth. We all could sleep now.
Tonight I was walking into our bedroom, and apparently my wife farted moments before. Damn, what did you eat? "Mexican food" came the reply. Then she said, "Maybe I should Febreze my ass." She kills me.
Fed up with trying to wake up my son in the mornings for school, my wife bought him a Buzz Lightyear alarm clock radio. So far it is working!! That is until he gets use to it.
Update: He found the snooze button!!! Damn...
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